Monday, April 24, 2006

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

VW Pubis

The police of Los Angeles recently found some amusement filling out papers to register a series of car accidents.

As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a women's giant pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.

The LA police started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node.

Nelly's passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle.

Nelly decided to use this as a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors, as she received an "A" in the course.

She was proudly driving her "pubic beetle" until the police arrested her.

The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads, and she was required to paint over her car's hood.