For Jane

This is a slinky

Ahhhhhhhh....all I need now is a TV

Deep Thoughts

Barry Bonds Rookie Card

VW Pubis

The police of Los Angeles recently found some amusement filling out papers to register a series of car accidents.

As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a women's giant pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.

The LA police started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node.

Nelly's passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle.

Nelly decided to use this as a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors, as she received an "A" in the course.

She was proudly driving her "pubic beetle" until the police arrested her.

The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads, and she was required to paint over her car's hood.

Weekly Poem

CINDERELLA wants to ! go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking
love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,!
Peter, Peter, something or other..."

my favorite poem

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,

"What have you got there?"

Said the Pie man unto Simon,

"Pies, you dumb ass!"

Most of the people I work with

S L O W

It's been pretty slow aroud here lately, although the OL & I went to see Le Mis lastnight. It's the 2nd time I've seen it, and I finally realized it's not me, the play just isn't that great.

Oh well, we had a good night out, dinner was the highlight and she enjoyed herself. So I guess that's all that matters

Only 50%, I'm not trying hard enough

You Are 50% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

Test

motorcycle

Sleepless in NJ

The boxer is all comfortable on the blanket beside the bed, snoring and farting his way through the night. The poodle is laying on his back like some cheap doggy whore.
Wife is all nice and snuggly under blankets, with 1 leg hanging out to ward off night sweats, cursing the change of life.
Me? I'm wide awake wondering if I forwarded the phone at work for anyone that calls after hours, fucking assholes, it's night time, go home and quit calling me for help!!!
Roll over, nose gets all clogged up, roll back, piss time haunts me. I'm not getting up to piss, I can outlast this nagging urge. Damnit, no I can't. Stumble to the bathroom, pee with lights out, hoping that the seat is up and I'm actually peeing in the bowl.
Back to bed, try watching tv, but it's so late all that's on is infomercials and I don't need any new cookware, carpet stain remover, or new info on how to invest money I don't have.

Going to be a long day at work. Maybe boss will go home early and I can catch up on some sleep?

Stalking

Nothing new to post here about my drab existence.

I've mostly been stalking other blogs this week, other then the 1's I normally frequent and bother (Crabby, MM, Jane)

My favorite this week has been Tumbleweed.........nice panties.
Another has been Satan's blog. If I were gay, not there's anything wrong with that, I would lust after him. But since I'm not, I'll just say he is very insiteful on his take on human nature.

Have a good weekend all.

A few pics from the snow this past weekend.

No, I didn't take them. They were pilfered from the newspaper.

View from Needles Hwy, S.D.

Playing with Paint Editor.

from Needles Hwy in South Dakota

4 Dead in Afghan Protests Over Drawings
By AMIR SHAH, Associated Press Writer
2 hours ago

KABUL, Afghanistan - Police shot four protesters to death Wednesday to stop hundreds from marching on a southern U.S. military base, as Islamic organizations called for an end to deadly rioting across the Muslim world over drawings of the Prophet Muhammad.

Please explain to me why they marched against the US when the Danes are the one's responsible for the cartoon?
We can start our own wars without anyone else's help thank you!!!!

Does anyone really give a shit about who plays in the Super Bowl if it isn't "their" team. I for 1 don't.

1st of all, the hype leading up to this for 2 weeks is like having a steak driven through your eyeball.

2nd, at work today no one talked about the game, only the commercials.

3rd, in this land of free speech, the Rolling Stones were edited, WTF?


I had a more enjoyable time watching Lion King 1.5 then watching a game I didn't give a shit about.

Rode to work today

FINALLY!!!!! A semi decent day to be able to ride to work. 30* when I left home, about 45* when I'll return.
All the therapy in the world can't match what a ride can do for you.
For those that don't ride, it's a tough thing to explain. For those of you that do, I can see the smile on your faces.

Sloppy Joe's - Key West

Anyone wanna join me?

Keystone SD

I don't get it!!!!

Do people get off having judges tell them they suck? Stay home. Save some money.
Call me, I'll tell you suck and save you the travel!!!!

Let's all dance

I've been tagged............a big big thank you to MM for that fun.

So, 5 wierd things about me...

1. I have a spanish last name, but don't speak it and failed it in high school

2. I can watch people being shot all day, but stabbing makes me sick.

3. I have to have peanut butter on both halves of the bread.

4. 1 of my favorite shows on tv is Gilmore Girls.

5. My boxer shorts have to have a design on them. I don't like plain white.

Linda & Wayne - Badlands SD '04

Zeus tattoo

Devils Tower - Wyoming

This is the terror know as Cody

Deadwood SD

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Stroker John

What's Your Porn Star Name?

Crowded Roads

Hot Tub

Back back, 102* Hot tub.............ahhhh, this is heaven. What a way to spend the evening!!!!


or Hell if Jane's Satan reads this

Another year gone

Damn, another year down the tubes.

It's not supposed to be going by this fast. I need more time. I have lots of things to do, places to see, people to meet.
It was a good year though. The house has been sided. Got a new pool and hot tub. New pup has joined the family. Went to Sturgis again. Got another tattoo, yes they are addicting. Planning my next 1 now. I get tattoo's that have meaning to me. Not 1 for tribal, or chinese letters.

Kitchen isn't done yet, but I need to have something for the wife to yell about!!! She's been good though, and I want to get it done so I can say I've accomplished something.

Hopefully I'll be heading to Myrtle Beach for the rally in May. Can't wait to see some friends that I haven't seen in quite some time.

Grandson is walking, another reminder of how fast time goes. Next he'll be talking, and then graduating high school..........lol.

That's it in a nutshell. Hope your last year went well, and wish best of luck in the coming year.