The boxer is all comfortable on the blanket beside the bed, snoring and farting his way through the night. The poodle is laying on his back like some cheap doggy whore.
Wife is all nice and snuggly under blankets, with 1 leg hanging out to ward off night sweats, cursing the change of life.
Me? I'm wide awake wondering if I forwarded the phone at work for anyone that calls after hours, fucking assholes, it's night time, go home and quit calling me for help!!!
Roll over, nose gets all clogged up, roll back, piss time haunts me. I'm not getting up to piss, I can outlast this nagging urge. Damnit, no I can't. Stumble to the bathroom, pee with lights out, hoping that the seat is up and I'm actually peeing in the bowl.
Back to bed, try watching tv, but it's so late all that's on is infomercials and I don't need any new cookware, carpet stain remover, or new info on how to invest money I don't have.
Going to be a long day at work. Maybe boss will go home early and I can catch up on some sleep?
10 comments:
Awwww...that boxer face.
So...where you kissing on Crabby, cuz you caught her no sleep last night disease lol!
And how dare you call that poodle a whore. ahahaaa!
Ya know, I didn't see Crabbys page until after I posted.
Hope I didn't catch anything!!!
send the boxer to work in your place. there is a chance your boss may not notice...
great idea Jane, we have the same floppy ears!!!
Love boxers...the world could do without poodles and they are whores! You know who I hate calling at night? Exs and sales people!
Poodles suck ass!!! And they are so damn ugly.
Thanks for visiting my blog!!
Ahhhh, see there? We even share insomnia. Now do you believe you can trust me? hmmmm?
I always trust you Crabby, just as much as that's your real body!!!!
so how was the boxer's day at the office??
Hi, popped over here from the cowfield.
Looks interesting, maybe I'll linger a while?
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