A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her
hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it,he jumped over the fence into our yard'.
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
<>'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...and before he could say 'Fuck', the rottweiler ate him!'
3 comments:
BWHAHAHAHAHA the things Rottweilers do! They are such comical beasts!!
maybe the cat was singing that Talking Heads song...psycho killer...
LMAO! That was funny.
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