Friday, March 17, 2006

my favorite poem



SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,

"What have you got there?"

Said the Pie man unto Simon,

"Pies, you dumb ass!"

5 comments:

MilkMaid said...

LOL...have a great weekend Wayne.

xxoo

Crabby said...

Now THIS, is poetry!

Steph said...

Hahaha! Best poem ever.

jungle jane said...

lol...he could have at least specified the type of pie. was it meat? apple? poor simon - all he asked was a perfectly valid question....

Fuckkit said...

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10000 volts shot up its arse,
And now its wool is nylon.

Ithankyou.