And then the figt started..........

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"




"Nah, she can order for herself."


And then the fight started...

Full Moon

My point exactly

Recently I checked into a hotel and said to the receptionist,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "It's regular porn, you sick bastard."